We played Wii Sports last night. We’re getting back into the fitness test more lately.

• Joel is 28. That’s right, my virtual age and my real age are the same. Yes, I do feel as though I’m being swallowed by the Matrix.
• Donna is 30. Additionally, she is a robo-bowler.
• The college student is 71. She whines that she doesn’t play the Wii unless she’s playing Mario Kart. Hey, excuses are like websites: everyone’s got one.

Donna has watched The Devil Wears Prada at least four times in the last week. The college student informed me last night that there is a band that goes by the same name. Apparently, there’s a shortage of clever and whimsical band names. Must be the economic downturn.